Diary of P Khttp://shanush.rediffiland.com/Diary of P Ken-usLuV.......Love is like magic..

Love is like magic
And it always will be.
For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery!

Love works in ways
That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life
That love cannot change!

Love can transform
The most commonplace
Into beauty and splendor
And sweetness and grace

Love is unselfish,
Understanding and kind,
For it sees with it's heart
And not with it's mind!

Love is the answer
That everyone seeks....
Love is the language,
That every heart speaks.

Love can't be bought,
It is priceless and free,
Love, like pure magic,
Is life's sweet mystery!


]]>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:37:49 +0530http://shanush.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/07/LuV-.htmlCoconut Water.......


Why Drink Coconut Water?

CocoWater is naturally:



  • Low in Carbs


  • 99% Fat Free


  • Low in sugars

Coconut Water contains organic compounds possessing healthy growth promoting properties that have been known to help -



  • Keep the body cool and at the proper temperature.


  • Orally re-hydrate your body, it is an all natural isotonic beverage.


  • Carry nutrients and oxygen to cells.


  • Naturally replenish your body's fluids after exercising.


  • Raise your metabolism.


  • Promote weight loss.


  • Boost your immune system.


  • Detoxify and fight viruses.


  • Cleanse your digestive tract.


  • Control diabetes.


  • Aid your body in fighting viruses that cause the flu, herpes, and AIDS.


  • Balance your PH and reduce risk of cancer.


  • Treat kidney and urethral stones.


  • Boost poor circulation.

Coconut Water -
The English name coconut, first mentioned in English print in 1555, comes from Spanish and Portugese word coco, which means "monkey face." Spanish and Portugese explorers found a resemblance to a monkey's face in the three round indented markings or "eyes" found at the base of the coconut. On the Nicobar Islands of the Indian Ocean, whole coconuts were used as currency for the purchace of goods until the early part of the twentieth century.

Coconuts are the fruit of the coconut palm, botanically known as cocos nucifera, with nucifera meaning "nut-bearing. " The fruit-bearing palms are native to Malaysia, Polynesia and southern Asia, and are now also prolific in South America, India , the Pacific Islands , Hawaii and Florida. The light, fibrous husk allowed it to easily drift on the oceans to other areas to propagate. In Sanskrit, the coconut palm is known as kalpa vriksha, meaning "tree which gives all that is necessary for living," since nearly all parts of the tree can be used in some m anner or another. The coconut itself has many food uses, including milk, meat, sugar and oil as well as functioning as its own dish and cup. The husk was also burned for fuel by natives, but today a seed fibre called coir is taken from the husk and used to make brushes, mats, fishnets, and rope. A very potent fermented toddy or drink is also made from the coconut palm's sap. Coconut oil, a saturated fat made from dried coconut meat, is used for commercial frying and in candies and margarines, as well as in non-edible products such as soaps and cosmetics.

Although it takes up to a year for coconuts to mature, the trees bloom up to thirteen times a year, so fruit is constantly forming yielding a continuous harvest year-round. An average harvest from one tree runs about 60 coconuts, with some trees yielding three times that amount. The coconut's name is a bit of a misnomer, since it is botanically classified as a drupe and not a nut. It is the largest seed known.

If you've ever opened a fresh coconut, you will have seen the thin, opaque almost clear coconut juice or water which has a slight almond flavor. Contrary to popular belief, this is not the coconut milk. However, the water is consumed as a drink fresh from the coconut by many, and it can also be used in recipes.

Here are some more information about Coconut Water -
"It's a natural isotonic beverage, with the same level of electrolytic balance as we have in our blood. It's the fluid of life, so to speak." In fact, during the Pacific War of 1941-45, both sides in the conflict regularly used coconut water - siphoned directly from the nut - to give emergency plasma transfusions to wounded soldiers.

Most coconut water is still consumed fresh in tropical coastal areas - once exposed to air, the liquid rapidly loses most of its organoleptic and nutritional characteristics, and begins to ferment.



  • Coconut Water is More Nutritious than whole milk - Less fat and NO cholesterol.


  • Coconut Water is More Healthy than Orange Juice - Much lower calories.


  • Coconut Water is Better than processed baby milk - It contains lauric acid, which is present in human mother's milk.


  • Coconut water is naturally sterile - Water permeates though the filtering husk.


  • Coconut water is a universal donor - Its identical to human blood plasma.


  • Coconut Water is a Natural Isotonic Beverage - The same level we have in our blood.


  • Coconut water has saved lives in 3rd world countries thru Coconut IV.

"Coconut water is the very stuff of Nature, biologically Pure, full of Natural Sugars, Salts, and Vitamins to ward off fatigue and is the next wave of energy drinks BUT natural", according to Mortin Satin, Chielf of the United Nation's Food & Agriculture Organization.
Coconut water contains more potassium (at about 294 mg) than most sports drinks (117 mg) and most energy drinks.


  • Coconut water has less sodium (25mg) where sports drinks have around 41mg and energy drinks have about 200 mg.
  • Coconut water has 5mg of Natural Sugars where sports and energy drinks range from 10-25mg of Altered Sugars.
  • Coconut water is very high in Chloride at 118mg, compared to sports drinks at about 39mg.
    Data is based on a 100ml drink

]]>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:31:51 +0530Please try it out....
Try this out...




=rand(200,99) type it in MS Word
and then hit ENTER
This is something pretty cool..!
Worth a check..! try it..!
Microsoft team couldn't answer why this happened and they add a prize of $100,000 to the
person who could answer this...
Try it out yourself...
Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens, it was discovered by a
Brazilian."

]]>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:01:48 +0530One of the best!



God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....

!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....

!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Finally God created man ...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....


And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,


marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????
]]>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:59:54 +0530Simply GREAT!!!!!!! DIFFICULT QUESTIONS
AND
INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh! sorry.. they are IAS Officers now....!!!

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really
difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for
a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!"

He was selected for IIM!

Cheers..
P.K.

]]>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:40:04 +0530BapujiBaapu Ne Bola Hai.......

"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de,


tum kam karte raho....


sirf kam hi nehi z y ada kam karo......


promotion ki ummed na karo.......


Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.


Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"


Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,


to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kehna.......


i am resigning, others will also do the same


if u dont ,,,,,


GET WELL SOON MAMU



]]>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:55:11 +0530Luv........Marriage



What is Love and What is Marriage...? ??!!!


A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"





The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat




field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.




But the rule is: -


you can go through them only once & cannot turn back




to pick."




The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,




but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.




Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger




one waiting for him.




Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to




realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he




knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.




So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher




told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but




when later you realise, you have already missed the person...."*





*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.







The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn




field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you




can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."




The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to




repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he




has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to




the




teacher.




The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for




one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best




one you get.... this is marriage."*

]]>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:42:39 +0530HEEEEE HAAA HAAAFamily problems?

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.

We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.. ? !
]]>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:31:12 +0530HaaaaHAAAAA.....enjoy!!!!
Kahat kabir suno bhai sadho aisa din bhi aayega,
Jab shaadi hogi NET pe aur bachcha FAX mein aayega.



Dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko,
Jo samjhe dil ke sek ko,
Jab tak sachcha dildar na mile,
Try karte raho har ek ko.



Birdy Birdy in the sky,
dropped shit on my eye,
I don't worry, I don't cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly



I drank a mixture of water and bear, I felt drunk.
I drank a mixture of water and whisky, I felt drunk.
I drank a mixture of water and vodka, I felt drunk.
So at last, I determined I won't drink water again.



Apki yaad mein maine kalam uthayi,
Liya kazar aur tasveer apki banayi,
Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen usko,
Par vo to bachchon ko darane ke kaam aayi.



Har samundar mein sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj mein mobile nahi hota,
Agar DhiruBhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To aaj har Lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.



Jab tu bahar nikalti hai to mujhe Gulab lagta hai,
Par jab tera baap bahar nikalta hai to mujhe Julab lagta hai.



Khuda ne jab tumhein banaya hoga,
Bada confusion ka mahaul chhaya hoga,
Banana tha Bandar ya Gadha,
Par combination pasand aaya hoga.



Shahjahan moorkh tha jo kar diya kharcha Taj par,
Har din nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke byaj par.



Apne dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Apni item ko pakad ke I L U kahna,
Zyada muchmuch kare to ghabrana mat,
Rakhi nikal ke kahna, Pyari bahna, milte rahna.



Yadon se dil bharta nahi, Dil se yaad nikalti nahi,
Ye kaisi mazboori hai dost ki tujhe pareshan karne ki aadat jati nahi.



Apki life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Ronak ho nerolac jaise,
Mahek ho axe jaise, Tazgi ho colgate jaise,
Aur tension free raho Stayfree jaise.



Vo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhein....
....Vo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhein,
Kyunki na exam mein unhein kuch aata tha na hamein.



Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakht mere hi sapno mein aakar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

]]>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:36:14 +0530...DEATH...It was early in the morning at four,
When death knocked upon a bedroom door,

Who is there? The sleeping one cried.
I'm Malkul Mawt(the angel of death), let me inside.

At once, the man began to shiver,
As one sweating in deadly fever,

He shouted to his sleeping wife,
Don't let him take away my life.

Please go away, O Angel of Death!
Leave me alone; I'm not ready yet.

My family on me depends,
Give me a chance, O please prepense!

The angel knocked again and again,
Friend! I'll take your life without a pain,

Tis your soul Allah requires,
I come not with my own desire.

Bewildered, the man began to cry,
O Angel I'm so afraid to die,

I'll give you gold and be your slave,
Don't send me to the unlit grave.

Let me in, O Friend! The Angel said,
Open the door; get up from your bed,

If you do not allow me in,
I will walk through it, like a Jinn.

The man held a gun in his right hand,
Ready to defy the Angel's stand.

I'll point my gun, towards your head,
You dare come in; I'll shoot you dead.

By now the Angel was in the room,
Saying, O Friend! Prepare for you doom.

Foolish man, Angels never die,
Put down your gun and do not sigh.

Why are you afraid! Tell me O man,
To die according to Allah's plan?

Come smile at me, do not be grim,
Be Happy to return to Him.

O Angel! I bow my head in shame,
I had no time to take Allah's Name.

From morning till dusk, I made my wealth,
Not even caring for my health.

Allah's command I never obeyed,
Nor five times a day I ever prayed.

A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went,
But no time had I to repent.

The Hajj was already FARD on me,
But I would not part with my money.

All charities I did ignore,
Taking usury(interest) more and more.
Sometimes I sipped my favorite wine,
With flirting women I sat to dine.

O Angel! I appeal to you,
Spare my life for a year or two.

The Laws of Quran I will obey,
I'll begin SALAT this very day.

My Fast and Hajj, I will complete,
And keep away from self-conceit.

I will refrain from usury,
And give all my wealth to charity,

Wine and wenches I will detest,
Allah's oneness I will attest.

We Angels do what Allah demands,
We cannot go against His commands.

Death is ordained for everyone,
Father, mother, daughter or son.

I'm afraid this moment is your last,
Now be reminded, of your past,

I do understand your fears,
But it is now too late for tears.

You lived in this world, two score and more,
Never did you, your people adore.

Your parents, you did not obey,
Hungry beggars, you turned away.

Your two ill-gotten, female offspring,
In nightclubs, for livelihood they sing.

Instead of making more Muslims,
You made your children non-Muslims.

You ignored the Mua'dhin Adhaan,
Nor did you read the Holy Quran.
they sing.

Breaking promises all your life,
Backbiting friends, and causing strife.

>From hoarded goods, great profits you made,
And your poor workers, you underpaid.

Horses and cards were your leisure,
Moneymaking was your pleasure.

You ate vitamins and grew more fat,
With the very sick, you never sat.

A pint of blood you never gave,
Which could a little baby save?

O Human, you have done enough wrong,
You bought good properties for a song.

When the farmers appealed to you,
You did not have mercy, tis true.

Paradise for you? I cannot tell,
Undoubtedly you will dwell in hell.

There is no time for you to repent,
I'll take your soul for which I am sent.

The ending however, is very sad,
Eventually the man became mad

With a cry, he jumped out of bed,
And suddenly, he fell down dead.

O Reader! Take moral from here,
You never know, your end may be near

Change your living and make amends
For heaven, on your deeds depends.

If this poem inspires you,
It can help someone too.]]>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:12:14 +0530