Dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko,
Jo samjhe dil ke sek ko,
Jab tak sachcha dildar na mile,
Try karte raho har ek ko.

Birdy Birdy in the sky,
dropped shit on my eye,
I don't worry, I don't cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly

I drank a mixture of water and bear, I felt drunk.
I drank a mixture of water and whisky, I felt drunk.
I drank a mixture of water and vodka, I felt drunk.
So at last, I determined I won't drink water again.

Apki yaad mein maine kalam uthayi,
Liya kazar aur tasveer apki banayi,
Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen usko,
Par vo to bachchon ko darane ke kaam aayi.

Har samundar mein sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj mein mobile nahi hota,
Agar DhiruBhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To aaj har Lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.

Jab tu bahar nikalti hai to mujhe Gulab lagta hai,
Par jab tera baap bahar nikalta hai to mujhe Julab lagta hai.

Khuda ne jab tumhein banaya hoga,
Bada confusion ka mahaul chhaya hoga,
Banana tha Bandar ya Gadha,
Par combination pasand aaya hoga.

Shahjahan moorkh tha jo kar diya kharcha Taj par,
Har din nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke byaj par.

Apne dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Apni item ko pakad ke I L U kahna,
Zyada muchmuch kare to ghabrana mat,
Rakhi nikal ke kahna, Pyari bahna, milte rahna.

Yadon se dil bharta nahi, Dil se yaad nikalti nahi,
Ye kaisi mazboori hai dost ki tujhe pareshan karne ki aadat jati nahi.

Apki life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Ronak ho nerolac jaise,
Mahek ho axe jaise, Tazgi ho colgate jaise,
Aur tension free raho Stayfree jaise.

Vo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhein....
....Vo mud mud ke hame dekh rahe the aur hum unhein,
Kyunki na exam mein unhein kuch aata tha na hamein.

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakht mere hi sapno mein aakar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.